BEST MAN FOR THE JOB:

CYNTHIA McKINNEY

The pale knight in the thrall of the smiling Cynthia is Gav Lawson of The Hemp Trading Company, who presented her with hemp shirts to take back to the US. Good job she got them, as they may never have let her on the plane with the orange jump suit. She is posing outside the US Embassy in London as part of her whirlwind tour in September 2007. Imagine what it would be like if she got in as president! Absolute honesty - hundreds of congressmen running for cover as she asked them to account for not just millions, or even billions, but trillions of missing dollars!

And of course she is hip to the value of hemp, so we would not have the stupid DEA suppressing the rights of US citizens. So if you are a US citizen, go out and get this woman in the White House. Otherwise, things will get a lot worse, and we don't want that to happen.